Crossing The Line

I have been having a passive aggressive argument about hair dryers for the last year with complete strangers. Every morning after the gym I shower and ready myself in my offices changing room.  A rather important part of my morning ritual is to blow dry my hair into a gloriously sleek and rather less edgy Pecky Blinders pompadour like hairdo. There are two hair dryers in the changing room and in some sick twisted game, there is only one plug. The hair dryers themselves are different models and as far as I am concerned the one you choose to use says rather a lot about you. One is a bells and whistles Babyliss number while the other is a decidedly understated Remington.  In my humble opinion the Remington or as I refer to it, Remi, is a far superior hair dryer, offering up a steady hot stream of air through a thin nozzle. while the Babyliss, rechristened Babs, is a dressed up tart who’s all image. It has blue lights and silver ventilation. You’d get more drying power out of th